1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:01,762 2x05 - Hawkeye 2 00:00:01,863 --> 00:00:03,533 [cawing] 3 00:00:05,576 --> 00:00:07,510 Whoo-hoo! Whoa! 4 00:00:07,544 --> 00:00:10,318 Lately, it seems like I can't get any me time. 5 00:00:10,353 --> 00:00:12,657 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 6 00:00:12,692 --> 00:00:15,229 But today is different. 7 00:00:16,264 --> 00:00:19,604 Today is solo Spidey day. 8 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:24,343 Today it's all on me. 9 00:00:31,088 --> 00:00:33,425 I know what you're thinking. 10 00:00:33,459 --> 00:00:37,730 What is Manhattan's most beloved quick-witted hero doing in New Jersey? 11 00:00:38,065 --> 00:00:40,502 Check it out. 12 00:00:45,410 --> 00:00:47,612 [female voice] Commencing skeletal retro scan. 13 00:00:47,646 --> 00:00:50,648 Subject: Spider-Man. 14 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:52,484 Identity confirmed. 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,587 [grunts] 16 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:57,324 I've been coming here for weeks. 17 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,492 [grunts] 18 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:02,262 And I love this spy stu-u-uff! 19 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:04,532 I just hope they're finally done. 20 00:01:13,345 --> 00:01:15,480 Oh, man, what is taking so long? 21 00:01:15,514 --> 00:01:18,283 Look, I know it's a SHIELD heli-carrier, 22 00:01:18,317 --> 00:01:20,319 and it's got to have state-of-the-art technology, 23 00:01:20,353 --> 00:01:23,490 impregnable defense systems and be the size of a football field, 24 00:01:23,524 --> 00:01:26,627 but I got major housing problems at Casa de Parker. 25 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:29,430 - I do not eat meat. - Well, I do. 26 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:30,744 Don't get grabby, okay? 27 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:33,302 Does anyone know how many calories are in this? 28 00:01:33,336 --> 00:01:36,339 - Hey, you gonna eat that? - They might be my friends, 29 00:01:36,373 --> 00:01:39,610 but I gotta get 'em outta here before I starve to death. 30 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:42,481 And if you think that's bad... 31 00:01:42,515 --> 00:01:44,583 Here's Peter dressed like a little tulip. 32 00:01:44,617 --> 00:01:46,351 [chuckling] Little tulip. 33 00:01:47,821 --> 00:01:50,756 And there goes what's left of my dignity. 34 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:54,360 But you know what? I'm supposed to be the leader of this motley crew, 35 00:01:54,394 --> 00:01:57,397 so I should be able to deal for a little while longer. 36 00:01:57,431 --> 00:01:59,633 [grunting] 37 00:01:59,668 --> 00:02:03,270 Besides, Fury had to have called me here for a reason... 38 00:02:05,341 --> 00:02:06,307 Whoa! 39 00:02:09,512 --> 00:02:12,314 [men grunting] 40 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,350 The Beetle? 41 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,387 He must be here to destroy the heli-carrier. 42 00:02:17,421 --> 00:02:19,422 [grunting] Whoa! 43 00:02:25,964 --> 00:02:28,666 Maybe he's here to destroy me. 44 00:02:29,211 --> 00:02:31,760 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 45 00:02:43,576 --> 00:02:45,377 All right. Check this out. 46 00:02:47,446 --> 00:02:50,648 [grunting] 47 00:02:50,683 --> 00:02:52,650 [groans] 48 00:03:01,393 --> 00:03:02,560 [grunts] 49 00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:05,562 [grunts] 50 00:03:05,597 --> 00:03:09,400 - Nick Fury to the rescue? - Apparently. 51 00:03:09,434 --> 00:03:13,404 Beetle, surrender now or be destroyed. 52 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:16,574 [men crying out] 53 00:03:16,608 --> 00:03:18,643 - Where'd he go? - Cloaking device. 54 00:03:21,346 --> 00:03:23,614 And he just got away. 55 00:03:23,649 --> 00:03:26,518 So what the heck was that thing that's still got my ears ringing? 56 00:03:32,392 --> 00:03:33,692 A sonic disruption arrow. 57 00:03:33,726 --> 00:03:36,528 Oh, cool. Yeah. That's what I thought it was. 58 00:03:36,562 --> 00:03:39,598 - You know Hawkeye, I assume? - Who doesn't? 59 00:03:45,338 --> 00:03:49,375 Hey, well, thanks for the assist. Up high, Hawkeye. 60 00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:53,446 Hey, don't leave me hanging. Nick? 61 00:03:53,481 --> 00:03:55,449 You guys are cold. 62 00:03:58,419 --> 00:04:01,722 The Beetle was being held in an off-site facility 63 00:04:01,757 --> 00:04:03,524 when the first heli-carrier went down. 64 00:04:03,559 --> 00:04:07,361 In the confusion that followed, he made his escape. 65 00:04:07,395 --> 00:04:09,363 He might have been here to wreak a little havoc, 66 00:04:09,397 --> 00:04:13,367 but once he saw you... clearly, he wants revenge. 67 00:04:13,401 --> 00:04:15,669 Well, that's great. Why can't I be that popular in school? 68 00:04:15,703 --> 00:04:17,604 We haven't been able to track him down yet, 69 00:04:17,638 --> 00:04:19,539 so I called in an Avenger 70 00:04:19,573 --> 00:04:22,375 for some extra protection while we're in dry dock. 71 00:04:22,409 --> 00:04:25,311 But now I think you need the protection more than we do. 72 00:04:25,345 --> 00:04:26,645 You mean a babysitter. 73 00:04:26,679 --> 00:04:29,415 So Mr. Sonic Disruption Arrow was gonna watchdog me? 74 00:04:29,449 --> 00:04:32,551 [barking] 75 00:04:32,585 --> 00:04:35,721 And if you're calling in an Avenger, shouldn't it be one I already know? 76 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:38,357 Yeah! Up top! 77 00:04:38,391 --> 00:04:40,726 Whoa! [grunts] 78 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,695 You know, all I've ever heard about this Hawkeye character 79 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:46,298 is his reputation for being a bit of a loose cannon. 80 00:04:46,332 --> 00:04:48,300 I've got enough of those squatting in my house right now. 81 00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:50,302 Where is he anyway? 82 00:04:50,336 --> 00:04:53,639 [grunts] See? It's way different when I know it's coming. 83 00:04:53,673 --> 00:04:55,574 [grunting] 84 00:04:55,608 --> 00:05:00,579 - So, what kind of arrow is this one? - It's an ensnarement arrow. 85 00:05:00,613 --> 00:05:03,682 Yeah. Catchy. You know, I think I hear the Hulk calling you. 86 00:05:03,716 --> 00:05:06,218 Now that the Beetle has made a real play, 87 00:05:06,253 --> 00:05:09,355 I know you'll wanna go after him. But I don't want you handling him alone, 88 00:05:09,389 --> 00:05:12,492 unless you'd rather I call in the rest of your team. 89 00:05:12,526 --> 00:05:14,494 Where is my organic toothpaste? 90 00:05:14,528 --> 00:05:17,263 - Where's my toothbrush? - Where's my dental floss? 91 00:05:17,298 --> 00:05:20,533 - Is that a zit or some ketchup? - This stinks. 92 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:23,235 [shivers] Just for today. 93 00:05:23,269 --> 00:05:26,539 I need some personal space, okay? So let's try this again. 94 00:05:26,573 --> 00:05:31,445 Up high for the ultimate team-up featuring Spidey and Hawkeye. 95 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:35,483 [sniffs] Aw, come on. I showered. 96 00:05:36,752 --> 00:05:39,253 I was thinking about your ensnarement arrow 97 00:05:39,288 --> 00:05:41,556 and how maybe you could try a name that's a little more hip, 98 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:46,427 - like "ensnarrow." - No. Now pipe down. 99 00:05:46,461 --> 00:05:48,629 I'm trying to get a tracking signal on the Beetle's armor. 100 00:05:48,663 --> 00:05:51,332 Once I get it, we find him anywhere in the city. 101 00:05:51,366 --> 00:05:54,402 Look, I'm sure your Avengers tech is cool. 102 00:05:54,436 --> 00:05:58,672 But me? I track a criminal using my enhanced spider senses 103 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,507 and my Spider Cycle. 104 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:02,643 Yeah, yeah. That's quite the toy you got there. 105 00:06:02,677 --> 00:06:07,548 I'm not sure why a guy who swings on webs needs a set of wheels. 106 00:06:07,582 --> 00:06:10,617 Jealous much, just 'cause my bike's way cooler than yours? 107 00:06:10,651 --> 00:06:13,220 Well, check this out. [beeps] 108 00:06:15,423 --> 00:06:18,492 - [chuckles] Pretty rad, huh? - Yeah, real rad. 109 00:06:18,527 --> 00:06:21,329 I've got my own big-boy version, though. 110 00:06:26,301 --> 00:06:29,437 Okay. That's pretty cool too. 111 00:06:29,471 --> 00:06:32,239 I got him. [beeping] 112 00:06:32,274 --> 00:06:34,442 That's just a few blocks away. Let's go! 113 00:06:34,476 --> 00:06:36,344 Wait! [grunts] 114 00:06:39,715 --> 00:06:41,283 [grunts] 115 00:06:44,287 --> 00:06:45,487 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 116 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:47,656 [grunts] 117 00:06:47,691 --> 00:06:50,259 You're supposed to stay with me. 118 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:51,460 Then keep up. 119 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,397 [engine revving] 120 00:06:54,431 --> 00:06:56,265 [tires screeching] 121 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,675 Whoa! 122 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:10,245 Uh, we come in peace? 123 00:07:11,314 --> 00:07:12,414 Agh! 124 00:07:13,449 --> 00:07:15,350 Oh! I guess you don't. 125 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,290 Aagh! 126 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:30,532 - You're welcome. - Not bad. 127 00:07:30,566 --> 00:07:33,635 But there was only, like, one of them. 128 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:39,607 Happy now, kid? 129 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:47,249 Oh, I get it. I can play this game too, you know. 130 00:07:50,353 --> 00:07:52,321 [grunting] Look at that. 131 00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:54,322 Another hit. And another. 132 00:07:54,356 --> 00:07:57,558 Say, what's that? Another. 133 00:07:57,593 --> 00:07:59,627 [grunting] 134 00:08:02,363 --> 00:08:05,599 Two at a time's not bad. But watch me win this bug shoot. 135 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:08,402 Now, that move's gotta put me in the top spot. 136 00:08:08,436 --> 00:08:11,638 I just wanna thank me for being really awesome. 137 00:08:11,673 --> 00:08:13,640 Way better than Hawkeye. 138 00:08:13,675 --> 00:08:15,342 [crowd cheering] 139 00:08:15,377 --> 00:08:16,444 Uh-oh. 140 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,481 [grunting] 141 00:08:22,384 --> 00:08:24,385 Hey! Hawkeye! 142 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,320 Where's an Avenger when you need one? 143 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:34,394 Agh! You put the "miss" in "missile," tin-head. Hah! 144 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,496 [whooshing] Wait. What's that sound? 145 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:38,398 [yells] 146 00:08:38,432 --> 00:08:40,366 [grunting] 147 00:08:41,535 --> 00:08:43,369 [panting] 148 00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:49,708 You missed a spot! 149 00:08:52,579 --> 00:08:54,247 Agh! 150 00:08:54,281 --> 00:08:55,247 [grunts] 151 00:08:58,619 --> 00:08:59,585 [screams] 152 00:08:59,619 --> 00:09:01,287 Move. 153 00:09:01,321 --> 00:09:02,287 Agh! 154 00:09:02,322 --> 00:09:03,622 [grunting] 155 00:09:08,361 --> 00:09:10,629 Thanks for the lift. Now, where have you been? 156 00:09:10,663 --> 00:09:14,499 Where do think? Playing chase with your best pal. 157 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:17,202 Huh? He's right behind us. 158 00:09:18,604 --> 00:09:20,639 Hold on. 159 00:09:23,576 --> 00:09:26,211 Agh! My web shooter. Gotcha. [yells] 160 00:09:26,245 --> 00:09:30,215 Whoa. Hold on. Looks like I've really got you. 161 00:09:30,249 --> 00:09:32,250 Actually, he's got us. 162 00:09:34,419 --> 00:09:37,254 Okay. We're in a pretty sticky situation here. 163 00:09:37,289 --> 00:09:41,292 - I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. - Yeah. Me too. 164 00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:48,466 - Pull me up. - No time. 165 00:09:50,202 --> 00:09:52,470 [grunting] 166 00:09:52,505 --> 00:09:56,174 - Whoa-oa! - Aagh! 167 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:59,545 If plan "A" is to smash us into the street like a bug, 168 00:09:59,579 --> 00:10:02,314 I vote for plan "B"! 169 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:03,515 [yells] 170 00:10:03,549 --> 00:10:05,650 [yelling] 171 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,489 [grunts] 172 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:14,625 Whoa-oa-oa! 173 00:10:14,659 --> 00:10:19,429 [grunts] Hey, this is fun and all, but get me outta here! 174 00:10:19,463 --> 00:10:22,199 [grunting] 175 00:10:26,038 --> 00:10:29,006 - Steer. - Are you crazy? 176 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:31,342 You've got one hand. Don't worry. 177 00:10:31,376 --> 00:10:33,243 Eventually, my webbing will dissolve. 178 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,214 Uh, I don't suppose that'll dissolve. 179 00:10:37,248 --> 00:10:41,185 Are you kidding? It's meant to hold someone indefinitely! 180 00:10:41,219 --> 00:10:44,021 Huh. What do you call that arrow? 181 00:10:44,055 --> 00:10:48,192 - Lean to the left! - That's a weird name for it. 182 00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,461 - To the right! - No. We need to turn around. 183 00:10:50,496 --> 00:10:54,266 - We need to get away. - We need to nail the Beetle! 184 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,501 We need to free ourselves first. 185 00:11:07,247 --> 00:11:09,215 You know what I was just thinking? 186 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:12,452 The irony of how I started this day wanting a little personal space, 187 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:14,455 and now I'm stuck to this guy. 188 00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:17,325 I mean, what if we're stuck like this forever? 189 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,263 [shower running] 190 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:26,133 [passes gas] 191 00:11:26,168 --> 00:11:29,203 Probably not the time to be worried about that. 192 00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:34,441 Let's give him a better target. 193 00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:36,309 Straight ahead. 194 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,148 [laughs] Blowing up Jameson never gets old. 195 00:11:45,219 --> 00:11:48,054 - Grab another arrow. - We already tried this, remember? 196 00:11:48,088 --> 00:11:51,423 We're gonna fire it together. Now, I aim, you pull. 197 00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:55,260 [grunting] 198 00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:57,396 Wow. You're stronger than you look. 199 00:11:57,430 --> 00:12:00,265 Just use a little spider strength and pull, would ya? 200 00:12:04,369 --> 00:12:06,037 [beeps] 201 00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:10,040 [grunting] 202 00:12:10,075 --> 00:12:12,977 Oops. You said use my spider strength. 203 00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:15,346 Ugh! We need a bowstring. Use your web. 204 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:18,316 Fine. Sheesh. 205 00:12:18,351 --> 00:12:20,385 You gotta be kidding me. Hey, don't look at me. 206 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,321 I'm supposed to have two of them. 207 00:12:22,355 --> 00:12:24,357 How come you don't have an extra bowstring? 208 00:12:24,391 --> 00:12:27,093 Because I never break them! 209 00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:28,261 Uh-oh! 210 00:12:31,231 --> 00:12:33,199 We can't take much more of this. 211 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,234 - What do we do? - This. 212 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:40,038 Jump! [both grunt] 213 00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:45,043 [both yell] 214 00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:47,146 Pretty strong for a string bean. 215 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,381 Proportionate strength of a spider, remember? 216 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:52,151 Hold on. [grunting] 217 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:56,388 I'm proud to announce the Bugle's new official sponsor, Mighty Glue. 218 00:12:56,422 --> 00:12:59,224 - For when your life is... - Can't you move any quicker? 219 00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:01,460 It's not easy swinging around with this kind of dead weight. 220 00:13:01,494 --> 00:13:03,462 Dead weight? The only reason you're 221 00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:05,431 not dead right now is because of me. 222 00:13:05,465 --> 00:13:09,201 You? The only reason you're not dead is because of me. 223 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:12,004 Now let's talk about our official menace to society. 224 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:15,407 That's right. I'm talking about the web-headed terrorist Spider-Man, 225 00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,844 who, as I speak, is destroying the city in yet another 226 00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:20,246 throw-down with another one of his so-called enemies. 227 00:13:20,281 --> 00:13:24,050 - He always this hard on you? - Actually, today's not too bad. 228 00:13:24,085 --> 00:13:26,386 And I will not rest until I see that no-good, 229 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:29,222 worthless spider freak brought to justice. 230 00:13:29,257 --> 00:13:31,057 Uh, spoke too soon. 231 00:13:31,092 --> 00:13:34,295 Well, as long as we got a second, let me try something. 232 00:13:34,329 --> 00:13:35,396 Hey-hey, nice. 233 00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:39,433 You know, despite our situation here, you're pretty good at this stuff. 234 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,268 Yeah. Well, I guess. 235 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:44,038 Whoa. I think your raisarrows are actually working. 236 00:13:44,072 --> 00:13:46,107 Quit renaming my arrows. 237 00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:49,477 [both yelling] 238 00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:53,147 [both grunt] 239 00:13:53,182 --> 00:13:54,382 Follow my lead. 240 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:58,252 - What are you doing? - I got a plan. 241 00:14:01,123 --> 00:14:03,191 [both yelling] 242 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:10,400 I got... I just gotta get... 243 00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:16,173 almost... [grunting] 244 00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:19,243 That was your plan? 245 00:14:19,277 --> 00:14:23,346 To fall a hundred feet through a half-constructed skyscraper? 246 00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:26,016 Save the vitriol, angry archer. 247 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:29,252 Look around. Something in here can get this off our hands. 248 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,121 Oh-ho, no, no, no. 249 00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:35,025 You think I'm gonna let you put my hand in that thing? 250 00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,427 Yikes! 251 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,128 [both yell] 252 00:14:40,165 --> 00:14:42,065 [panting] 253 00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:45,302 [both grunt] 254 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:48,405 We can use this. 255 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,443 A blowtorch? I don't think so. 256 00:14:54,112 --> 00:14:55,479 [both grunt] 257 00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:59,116 Whoa! 258 00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:01,117 Agh! 259 00:15:04,254 --> 00:15:06,389 [grunting] 260 00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:11,227 Is this... [grunts] part of the plan too? 261 00:15:11,261 --> 00:15:13,162 I'm improvising. [grunting] 262 00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:17,333 [both grunt] 263 00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:22,272 Swing me up. [grunts] 264 00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:23,440 [grunts] 265 00:15:23,474 --> 00:15:25,008 [grunts] 266 00:15:34,753 --> 00:15:37,421 Good shot. Looks like we're sitting pretty. 267 00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:40,090 [cooing] Did I speak too soon? 268 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,325 [both yelling] 269 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:50,634 [both yelling] 270 00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:54,771 Can you shoot this arrow with your web shooter? 271 00:15:54,806 --> 00:15:57,508 Of course I can. Remember this? 272 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,643 The newest in SHIELD tech at your service. 273 00:15:59,677 --> 00:16:01,812 - What kind of arrow is it? - An ensnar... 274 00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:05,683 - Okay. An ensnarrow. - Awesome! 275 00:16:09,788 --> 00:16:11,622 [both grunt] 276 00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:16,694 - Uh, shouldn't we get down? - Probably. 277 00:16:25,837 --> 00:16:28,338 He didn't see us. 278 00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,674 He's probably heading back to the first place he found me. 279 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,642 I need to call Fury. [static] 280 00:16:32,677 --> 00:16:34,645 Ah! My wrist communicator's broken. 281 00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:37,581 Don't worry. I got it covered. 282 00:16:37,615 --> 00:16:40,685 Beetle's heading back to the hangar. We've got a plan. 283 00:16:40,719 --> 00:16:44,355 I need you to evacuate the workers still constructing the heli-carrier. 284 00:16:44,389 --> 00:16:46,491 - At least until morning. - I'll do it. 285 00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:48,693 But there's a lot of taxpayer money being spent here... 286 00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:50,595 [grunts] so don't blow it. 287 00:16:50,629 --> 00:16:52,397 I think it's best if Fury 288 00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:54,366 doesn't know about our little predicament. 289 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,667 'Cause you know he'd blame me. 290 00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:58,603 So what do you call that? Wait. Don't tell me. 291 00:16:58,637 --> 00:17:00,705 It's an arrow with a video camera on it. 292 00:17:00,739 --> 00:17:02,706 A "camarrow", right? 293 00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:05,576 - That's a car. - Oh, come on. That's gold. 294 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:09,480 We need to get to the heli-carrier fast. Any ideas? 295 00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:11,316 [whistles] 296 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:17,489 I just wanna say that as a real New Yorker, 297 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,625 I would've taken the subway. But cabs are quicker. 298 00:17:21,727 --> 00:17:23,695 Come on! We're standing here! 299 00:17:23,729 --> 00:17:26,365 This guy's an Avenger! 300 00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:28,333 Spider-Man? Is that you? 301 00:17:28,368 --> 00:17:30,368 Well, yeah. I guess. 302 00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:33,405 [laughs] Big fan, man. Big fan. Get in. 303 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,507 [laughs] Sweet. 304 00:17:35,776 --> 00:17:37,677 [tires screeching] 305 00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:43,383 I can't believe you're in my cab. 306 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:46,353 - The Spider-Man. - Yeah. Hard to believe, I know, but... 307 00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:47,553 You know, you saved my life once. 308 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,790 You were battling some freak, and he chucked the car right at me. 309 00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,591 Wow. But we really... 310 00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:54,593 Now me, I was chowing down on a hot dog... 311 00:17:54,627 --> 00:17:57,462 - Watch out! - ...which the missus says I need to cut back on. 312 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:59,431 - Look, we're... - So, where are you 313 00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:03,467 - taking your amazing friend tonight? - Um, New Jersey. 314 00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:05,669 [screeching] 315 00:18:05,704 --> 00:18:09,439 Jersey? Are you kidding me? I ain't driving all the way to Jersey! 316 00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:13,444 - You said I saved your life. - Whatever. I ain't going to Jersey. 317 00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,446 - Yeah, you are. - Whoa. [chuckles] 318 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,581 You got it, pal. 319 00:18:19,618 --> 00:18:21,452 [grunting] 320 00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:26,491 [beeps] 321 00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:27,525 [female voice] Identity confirmed. 322 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:28,793 [both grunt] 323 00:18:28,827 --> 00:18:30,361 Hang on. 324 00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:38,568 [footsteps thudding] 325 00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:42,338 The Beetle's up there. We've been able to keep him cornered. 326 00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:44,808 Good job, guys. We'll take it from here. 327 00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:50,481 Whoa. Looks like the Beetle's been busy. 328 00:18:50,515 --> 00:18:53,650 Keep your eyes open. We'll find him around here somewhere. 329 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:59,356 Yeah. I think he found us. 330 00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:00,825 [gasps] 331 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:07,498 Fine. You want me, you got me. 332 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:10,301 Wait! It's what he wants! [grunting] 333 00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,477 Now, that's teamwork. 334 00:19:18,511 --> 00:19:19,778 [grunts] 335 00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:23,716 [grunting] 336 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,417 Move over here! 337 00:19:25,452 --> 00:19:27,420 - No! Move over here! - Now back up a bit! 338 00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:28,487 Come forward! 339 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,557 [both grunt] 340 00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,469 [gasps] 341 00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:44,605 Really? I mean, can't a guy ever enjoy the moment? 342 00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:45,673 [grunts] 343 00:19:47,442 --> 00:19:49,343 [grunting] 344 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,620 Eat this, tin can! [grunts] 345 00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:02,389 Or don't. Aagh! 346 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,593 [grunting] 347 00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,630 Pretty good hunter. 348 00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,833 Except one thing. 349 00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:14,468 [grunts] 350 00:20:15,703 --> 00:20:17,804 You forgot your prey. 351 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,608 [grunts] 352 00:20:21,643 --> 00:20:23,610 Aagh! 353 00:20:23,645 --> 00:20:27,848 I hope I don't miss. One: It would hurt. A lot. 354 00:20:27,883 --> 00:20:31,752 And two: I don't wanna hear it from Hawkeye. 355 00:20:31,787 --> 00:20:33,587 [yells] 356 00:20:39,694 --> 00:20:42,796 Nice aim, kid. What do you call that arrow? 357 00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:48,635 - I call it the... "Sparrow". - That's a bird. 358 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,637 I knew that. 359 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,450 Nice work, gentlemen. 360 00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:08,554 Hey, I know I talked a lot of trash before, but if it 361 00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:12,424 means anything, I think I learned something important today. 362 00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,627 I was kind of wrapped up in my own personal stuff, 363 00:21:14,661 --> 00:21:18,564 and, well, I shouldn't have rushed to judgment. 364 00:21:18,598 --> 00:21:20,499 You're okay. 365 00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:24,403 I hate to admit it, but so are you. 366 00:21:24,437 --> 00:21:27,740 In that case, up high, Hawkeye. 367 00:21:27,775 --> 00:21:31,477 - Come on. Just once? - Fine. 368 00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:37,750 Okay. That was all me. 369 00:21:39,147 --> 00:21:42,426 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 370 00:21:42,476 --> 00:21:47,026 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0